I Promise Father's Day Card

This snarky Father’s Day card comes with built-in checkboxes for all the things you promise not to do—for one whole day. No making fun of his dad jokes. No asking for money. No judging his questionable fashion or "tech skills." A laugh-out-loud card from grown kids who love their dads but aren’t above a little light trolling. Ideal for the dad who raised you with humor and a universal remote.

Message: Happy Father's Day! I promise not to:

- Make fun of your dad jokes.

- Interrupt your nap.

- Call you out for your 'tech' difficulties.

- Ask you for money.

- Judge your questionable fashion.

- Complain about the TV

- Blank inside

- A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")

- Comes with coordinating euroflap envelope

- Printed locally in Maryland